The following ramblings are based on real-life experiences, mishaps, and downright screw-ups. Names (of past, present, and future boyfriends) have been changed or omitted to protect the innocent. And the guilty...

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Hey Ya!


I got home from work last night a little after midnight, and decided to check the mail, since I STILL had not received my test scores from the most dreadful of CPA exam sections - Financial.  Sure enough, there was the envelope from the state CPA board (where the BITCH works...).  When you fail a section (and I know this from MUCH personal experience), the board will print a matrix on the back of the score sheet that shows your weak areas vis a vis that section's material.  Generally, I am weak in pretty much every area, on every test.  And, I know I've failed before I even unfold the score sheet because they fold them with the matrix facing out.  Nice of them, huh?

HOWEVER - this time, the back of the sheet was blank.



There must be some mistake, I thought to myself as I unfolded the watermarked (so I know it wasn't an April Fool's Joke!) paper.  But, NO!  NO MISTAKE!!  They hadn't just inadvertently forgotten my Matrix o' Weaknesses!  

Glitter Text Generator - http://www.sparklee.com

That's right, folks!  Against all odds, and contrary to every assumption off of which I'd been running, I passed Financial.  The longest, most miserable section of the world's most hellacious exam.  That means I'm 3 down, 1 to go.  And the 1 to go is the shortest and easiest section!  I know, if I study the way I did for this last one, I will pass it just fine.  Then, I will be: 

Kristen, JD, CPA

And after this summer, when my AMAZING law school professor - who's so selflessly helping me out right now - finds me a tutor for the bar exam, I'll be: 

Kristen, Esq., CPA

Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it??  

So, today at Musical Musings, I salute myself!  And honor myself with one of my most favoritest songs and videos EVER...  


Miss Morgan said...

Congrats! :) Love the video..."lend me some suga, I am your neighbor!" haha

Valerie Durham said...

Kristen, this is wonderful news! Now to celebrate! Where to and when! Proud of you and knew you could do it!

WordsByKatie said...

Yay! Congratulations!! That's great news.

ps-- which prof?

Sam Zavitz said...

WOOHOO!!! I'm doing the Snoopy happy dance FOR you!! You rock girlfriend!
{So SUCK IT, state CPA board bitch!}

Brody said...

You're going to run out of space for all the letters after your name. :) Super-Congrats on that!! That's totally awesome!!

The Chicken's Consigliere said...

SS sorry to be checking in late. Disaster. Floods. Frogs where they shouldn't be. But Congratulations, my friend. I am so so happy for you. Look! See these happy feet? Dancing to Charlie Brown, oh yeah,

Stolen Sentiments said...

Thanks everybody! You guys are great! :)

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