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Showing posts with label Terrible Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Terrible Movies. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Trash Talk Tuesday - On Wednesday

Just submitted the application from hell BAY-BEE!!!  It's GONE.  HOLLA!!!!

So, while we wait for the client to sign stuff, I thought I'd give you guys a well overdue Trash Talkin'!




OPINIONS AHEAD. 
PROCEED WITH CAUTION.


This week's topic: 

Now, the caveat to this post - I haven't seen it yet.  (Hell, I haven't even seen the inside of my eyelids this week!)  But, apparently, it's a travesty.  Which I TOTALLY called, thank you very much! (See Item 4 here)




Sex and the City 2 (2010)





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Reviews Counted:148
Fresh:25
Rotten:123
Average Rating:3.9/10




Consensus: Straining under a thin plot stretched to its limit by a bloated running time,Sex and the City 2 adds an unfortunate coda to the long-running HBO series.

I was pretty disappointed with the first movie, I have to say.  I LOVED the show (just like 97% of American women) but I thought the movie was a little...meh.  And, I hated what they did with Carrie's character.  And, I think Sarah Jessica did a shitty job acting.  

However, I remind you again - I have NOT seen the second movie. So, since I'm fairly uneducated on the whole matter, I am going to let Jezebel do my trash talkin' for me, and direct you to their HILARIOUS plot summary for simpletons: 


And also, to their unabashed bashing of the film's Movie Poster: http://jezebel.com/5528266/new-sex-and-the-city-2-poster-a-photoshop-oasis

Good times.  

Well, of course, we're actually NOT done.  Gotta go work some more.  Because, really, getting home at 5:30  in the morning and then being back at the office at 10:30 in the morning on THE SAME DAY isn't enough work for anyone, now is it?

Hasta kiddies!  Hopefully I'm really back this time...



 

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