The following ramblings are based on real-life experiences, mishaps, and downright screw-ups. Names (of past, present, and future boyfriends) have been changed or omitted to protect the innocent. And the guilty...

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Don't Feel Like Cryin'

So, in the words of Whitesnake, "Here I Go Again..."

The only difference? This time, I'm embracing it! There are a lot of things to love about the Single Life. Here are a just a few:

  1. I don't have to watch ANY sports! I don't have to pretend to care about football, hockey, tennis, basketball, ANYTHING! And when the Olympics start in a couple of weeks - all I have to watch is Figure Skating, Xtreme Snowboarding, and Ice Dancing. :)
  2. I don't have to shave my legs if I don't feel like it.
  3. I don't have to set aside time to talk on the phone when I'd really rather be watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
  4. For that matter, I can watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians without feeling shame or enduring ridicule.
  5. More time to hang with my friends and family.
  6. My cat doesn't hate me, because I'm able to give him attention again.
  7. I'm free to flirt if I want to, but I certainly don't have to!
  8. More time to read, sleep in, study (yeah, right!!), and otherwise improve myself.
  9. No meeting his family or pretending to like his friends.
  10. No worrying about anybody else's needs, schedule, plans, or obligations. Guilt-free, and ALL ABOUT ME!!!


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