That's right, I'm talking about THE Saved By the Bell. Inspired by my hilarious friend Maureen's always laughter-inducing Facebook posts and statuses, I decided to start a new blogging series on one of the most influential television shows of our generation. I mean - what would life have been like without the Zack Attack? Kelly Kapowski? The infamous "Jesse Gets Addicted to Caffeine Pills" episode? I know my own life was permanently altered. Was it for the better or for the worse? I'll let you decide...
So, every Saturday (when I feel like it, anyway) I'll share some snippet from Saved By the Bell, highlighted by my own sassy opinion on said snippet. Prepare to be enlightened.
This week, (again - thanks to Maureen) we look at the super-creepy music video by "Hot Sundae" - the impromptu musical act that contributed Jesse's unforgettable drug (sort of)-induced breakdown:
If you remember, the following MTV Video Award-worthy display of musical genius somehow magically ended up in the hands of a famous producer (stuff like that always seemed to happen to the SBTB kids - by my calculations, they should've been gazillionaires by the 10th grade), and the girls were scheduled to perform for him in an effort to win a recording contract. But, as Jesse so emotionally taught us - what goes up must come down. After too many No-Doze, our soon-to-be stripper passed out and slept through that potentially life-changing performance. Thank goodness she was there to teach us all such a valuable lesson about legal drug abuse! And, if you're paying attention, you might also learn a thing or two about the dangers of g-string leotards paired with black leggings...
The moral of this pointless post? Kids - careful with those Red Bulls. You may be "so excited" now, but you'll only find yourselves "SO scared", later...
Happy Saturday!!
