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The following ramblings are based on real-life experiences, mishaps, and downright screw-ups. Names (of past, present, and future boyfriends) have been changed or omitted to protect the innocent. And the guilty...

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Saved By the Bell - Saturday



That's right, I'm talking about THE Saved By the Bell.  Inspired by my hilarious friend Maureen's always laughter-inducing Facebook posts and statuses, I decided to start a new blogging series on one of the most influential television shows of our generation.  I mean - what would life have been like without the Zack Attack?  Kelly Kapowski?  The infamous "Jesse Gets Addicted to Caffeine Pills" episode?  I know my own life was permanently altered.  Was it for the better or for the worse?  I'll let you decide... 

So, every Saturday (when I feel like it, anyway) I'll share some snippet from Saved By the Bell, highlighted by my own sassy opinion on said snippet.  Prepare to be enlightened. 

This week, (again - thanks to Maureen) we look at the super-creepy music video by "Hot Sundae" - the impromptu musical act that contributed Jesse's unforgettable drug (sort of)-induced breakdown: 




If you remember, the following MTV Video Award-worthy display of musical genius somehow magically ended up in the hands of a famous producer (stuff like that always seemed to happen to the SBTB kids - by my calculations, they should've been gazillionaires by the 10th grade), and the girls were scheduled to perform for him in an effort to win a recording contract.  But, as Jesse so emotionally taught us - what goes up must come down.  After too many No-Doze, our soon-to-be stripper passed out and slept through that potentially life-changing performance.  Thank goodness she was there to teach us all such a valuable lesson about legal drug abuse!  And, if you're paying attention, you might also learn a thing or two about the dangers of g-string leotards paired with black leggings... 




The moral of this pointless post?  Kids - careful with those Red Bulls. You may be "so excited" now, but you'll only find yourselves "SO scared", later... 

Happy Saturday!!





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